from the archive: dry

“A dry adventure into the aisles of the liquor store can be a bit intimidating. The First way to approach the pressure is to view it as a research project. The second thing to know is that he clerks that are interested in the culture absolutely love to talk to you about their non-alcoholic section. The ones that work at a liquor store to get the discount might look at you like you’re crazy, but across the board they’re usually excited to show you that they do in fact have that section and equally excited that a customer does in fact want to visit it.”

Here are some resources for starting your adventure with non-alcoholic (0.0-0.5%) bevvies. The full article printed in Chapter Five, Spring 2025 which you can download in the shoppe.